May 2010
4 posts
“Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat i”
– George Santanya
cutmeopendrugme:
my father once said to me that you cannot rely on anyone but yourself all I had to say was that 98% of the time, you will even fail yourself.
April 2010
1 post
It’s always sad when holidays end =[
March 2010
15 posts
Your a great friend, but if zombies chase us.. I'm...
Lilly: Ted, if you kill me and bury me in New Jersey I will haunt you for the rest of your life.
Ted: But if I kill you and bury you somewhere else?
Lilly: Ehh, I'll leave you alone, you probably had your reasons.
I was depressed last night so I called “Lifeline.” Got a call center in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal. They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
Today I noticed that the "lol" symbol looks like a...
What ever doesn't kill you, only makes you...
According to Andersen Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the professionals they tested got all of the questions wrong. But many pre-school children got several correct answers. Andersen Consulting says this conclusively disproves the theory that most professionals have the brains of a four year old. Q1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? Correct Answer Open the refrigerator, put...
February 2010
43 posts
I feel like Chicken tonight, like Chicken...
Happy Valentines Day baby =]
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